ok. so tdy i woke up early in the morning. like 850 laa. the stupid alarm in my fone nvr ring at 845 ( apparently i set it at 845), cos my fone clock late. wth. so nvm wasnt late at all. go young leaders seminar. k lets skip all the way to the part wen the seminar start. ok. it started off wif a perfomance by the strike force. is all drummers de. its damn cool laa the performance was very very nice cann. ok i shall skip sum ppl to the
toilet guy cos he is very amusing. firstly, he is crazy over toilets. secondly, he speaks like well, mr lee yong kang. plain amusing i say. he is the founder and chairman of the
world toilet organisation, wto. like
wow. n the logo rite, is like the toilet seat, blue in colour, and heart shaped. he said its liddat cos we shld love the toilets. like
wow. lol. but he's amusing really. den he was saying dat he started off wif the restroom association of singapore blablabla. ok quite random but i tot he said sumting like tis wich was funny " aft i became successful, i gt married. i had 4 kids but
only one wife" lol. he said tis too, wich i found extremely hilarious, " ppl tell me dat by naming it
world toilet organisation, wto, im confusing tem wif
wto, world trade organisation. but i told them, wads the diff, we both handle wif big and small
businesses." amusing isnt it. wad a nice sense of humour. i tink he is rich. he said he can groom anyone to be the next mr toilet if they want. u wanna be rich too, u can go find him. lol. he is mr jack sim. lol. oh ya. u noe wad. dere's gonna be a
world toilet college. amusing rite. i was lmao laa. the purpose of the college is to better educate the cleaners and help them get higher salary since they acty receive better education and knowledge from the japanese trainers, whom i believe, r professional toilet cleaners. n perhaps, tis ppl hu receive such knowledge will be given certificates like diploma, bachelor degree, master degree, master wif honours, or maybe phd. lol. can u imagine. the world will be toilet evolved. and the toilets wld be amazing everywhere. and he also said funny stuffs like, as to y he wanna do such a job laa. he say wad females in toilet do kung fu stunts cos toilet veh dirty. den he say wad he dun wan guys to hav competition in the toilet and wad squirt arnd. lol. cos apparently, they didnt use to hav the tingy to separate the urinals, like walls or sumting laa. oh u can blame my limited vocab. my apologies. lol. having said so much abt the toilet guy, do u feel like u acty hav aspirations like him, to make the world a better place thru their everyday life even though they are small lil tings, such as the toilet. its like so cool rite. ok ignore me. haha.
its like at first i tot it was gonna be boring. but it turned out better den i expected. (:
ok nxt was kaira gong. whee. gong shi jia was dere too laa. she was abit nervous. she sang two songs. n she was like sortof interviewed laa. it lked more like an interview den a speech by her or wadever. and the emcee beside her like give her more stress sia.
though very much i want to blog abt tat emcee, i shan't, cos ill be jailed. but anw dat emcee has a nice sense of humour. he is amusing laa. n i tink he is funny. lol. ok so. aft she tok finish it was lunch.
oh like finally. the moment i hav been waiting for. i dint hav breakfast u see. lol. ok so we go the food court dere eat. alot ppl la. but who cares. anw that place was invaded by crows. ouch. they were above my head dere n i kip shifting cos i scared they shit on me. lol. n they veh guo fen can! cos tis small lil boy left his food on the table n go do sumting i tink. meanwhile, the birds attack his food. all flock down n eat laa. den he came back n saw the birds den they fly away. wtf. poor boy laa. den me weiyang ys, as kind souls, folk out a buck each n gave tat poor lil boy for him to buy his lunch(: oh ya. n it was lunch, dat i discovered i had a talent, i cld sense wen a bird is gonna shit. ok tis is bullcrap. but anws. the bird above me was on the tingy dere laa. but he wasnt directly above me cos i shifted laa. lol. den i saw it flap its wings but it didnt fly so i told ys weiyang n edison, " its gonna shit" n flop. i heard a sound and i saw the bird shit drop down in the vicinity of tabitha's chair. lol. she heng laa. n so i took a pic of the bird shit. and yes. like wad one of the speaker said, wen there is a problem, it has to be solved immediately. and it shld not be taken lightly. sp, we were tinking. it is so unbecoming of singapore expo to be like the bird park, ok, the crow park. edison said tat the expo is the bird's, so called,
tm. lol. and den we eat finsih gt some left overs den edison go put tem on another table, cos he wan the birds to come eat, but to our disappointment, they did not. T.T no gd show. lol. ok. anws, the birds ought to chased away. cna u acty imagine that maybe one day, although now they hav alot of crows already. but maybe one day, lets say, (do they hav a mating season?), ok assume they do. den they mate. den gt alot n alot of em at the expo and they start to feel uncontented wif wad they hav and want to invade and take charge of the singapore expo. imagine them attacking the tourists dere. oh gosh. n den, they get the whole expo. den not enuff. they slowly invade our homeland. oh no. ok, i can see tat im digressing n imagining too much but u see, these birds hav tremendous effect on our country's tourism. imagine u r a tourist and u visit the expo and go to the fd court for sum food n u kena kajiao by the birds. if i were the tourist, i wld be like WTH im nvr going to the expo again. if they ever attack my food. i would go complain already n leave the place for gd. lol. ok i digress alot. lol.
this is the bird shit. lol. if u hav sharp enuff eyes, u'll be able to see it. lol.
ok. lunch over. we went back n dere was a perfomance by
o school, they were dancing laa. damn cool can. hip hop breakdance blablabla. nice can. lol. ok aft tat was motivational speaker tok. blablabla. interesting yet boring too. n den ohhhhhh. there was joscelin yeo. u noe tat national swimmer. lol she gt ait slang but her speech wasnt tat boring. interesting as a matter of fact. lol. den aft tat was tis commando officer frm SAF and apparently he toked mroe abt soldiers, war ad battles. lol. ok den aft he tok finish, me ys weiyang edison left. lol. den near max pavillion ( where we were) , the next hall gt tis bel air awards tingy. den they was tis pink haired, middle aged, lady. i was like telling them dat she very happening. den wen we walkin past her, edison said " imagine doctor boon wif
ttat kind of hair." it was a lil loud. den we were like
edison u tok damn loud laa. i tink she heard. den edison ran n ran. lol. so funny can. den aft tat we parted near the expo mrt dere. cos my hse damn near n i went back hme laa. i walked hme. lol.
im very tired laa. plus im broke too. pathetic. T.T i nid money. i dunno hwo to survive holidays liao. im broke like shit. T.T
